Jose’s: The Squozen:

My Favorite Marg Score: 5 Limes

Finally we’re getting to something good. 

-Often watered down, candy like sweetness, known to fail the straw test, a little bit limp, kinda like this guy.

-“Not too sweet, not too sour, Goldilocks”?  Megan is a brunette.  I don’t know what is going on here, just like I didn’t know what was going on when JC and Megan were stuck in the friend zone. 

-Kindof like the margarita, this is where I knew JC was incomplete. 

-There’s no doubt its good, but a 5 limer, perfect, best in Dallas?  You can be the judge, but to this margarita truther, I say 3.5 Limes.

5 Lime Fraud Score: 3.5 Limes