The Rustic: The Frozen Rustic Rita

My Favorite Marg Score: 3.5 Limes

This score is as much of a crime as JC thinks Mule shoes are.  First of all, this marg is served at a place run by people who founded Dog park bars, but they don’t allow dogs.  This is as confusing as the “team service” they offer.  Of all the reviews JC has done, this one is as close to a college bar as any of them.  I award this marg, and JC, a 1 (and may god have mercy on his soul).  As for the marg, its simple, you don’t need it.  Its overly sweet and mass produced, and its hardly worth discussion. Unless you are an aspiring college student, or just hate dogs, there’s no reason for you to enter this establishment, much less stay for the Marg.  On to JC, the score of 1 is Not because this isn’t my favorite version of JC, but because he didn’t have a prayer when it came to girls back in college.  Thank God he didn’t meet Megan back then, otherwise we wouldn’t all be here today.

“This drink takes risks”  Kinda like JC going to grade school without his weekly treatment of a touch of grey. 

“The risks pay off”.  Maybe, since he didn’t have a girlfriend for his first 65 years of life, but at least he finally met Megan….paid off.

“Think Britney Spears ‘Hit Me Baby One More Time’ music video tart”  Think, 10 year old JC dancing alone in his room to that song tart. 

This “Rita” is going to leave you dissatisfied, disappointed, wishing you weren’t at a college bar listening to some red dirt bro-country music.  This is just not where you want to be.  You might be better off listening to Britney Spears, or just getting to know a better version of JC.

5 Lime Fraud Score: 1 Lime